Xile Does Cliches

So my friends can attest that I have an extensive vocabulary and am probably one of the more intelligent people you’ll ever meet. However, I am absolutely KNOWN for screwing up cliches…So I thought I’d share them with you…because it’s funny.

“If you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, then don’t cook.”

“Success is the mother of invention.”

“You can’t have your cake and eat it all, especially if you’re on a diet.”

As said to my boss, who was on his way to Vegas for the weekend: “Okay, well don’t bet on the horses!”

“It’s better than getting beat with a sharp stick.”

“If life gives you lemons, suck on ‘em.”

“The bull stops here.”

More to come I’m sure :)

“Make like a banana…and peel.”