Women are like apples on trees…

Got this from a friend of mine on MySpace and thought it was GREAT! Hope you all enjoy…lol. ;)

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have
to wait for the right man to come along, the one who
is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the

Now men…. men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have
dinner with.