What the great philosophers have said, vis-a-vis love:
“Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell.”
– Bertrand Russell
“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry jig. And then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.”
– Kierkegaard
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come…”
– Nietzsche
