What NOT to do (sex)

I keep reading all these bulletins and blog posts about what not to say or do during sex.. so id like to share my thoughts about what you should never do or say during sexual situations.

1. Never and I mean never grab her by her ears. They find it rude and demeaning. I don’t care if you’re trying to kindly hint to a blow job or you’re hitting it hard from behind, there is no excuse to grab her by her ears.

2. It’s ok to play pretend with them or fantasize about being other people or occupations, just as long as it does not involve family members or close friends. I was with this girl and I suggested we pretended that she was her younger sister