FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
INDIANA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fugly chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn…that shit was fun “
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
INDIANA FRIENDS: laugh at you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
INDIANA FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn’t come.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, “You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don’t waste. That’s alcohol abuse!!!” HAHAHAHA !!!!
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Can’t begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say “I can’t handle Tequila anymore”.
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will say “okay, just one more…” and then
2 minutes later “okay, just one more!”.
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
INDIANA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!