The difference between Indy Friends, and other Friends


FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

INDIANA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fugly chick you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn…that shit was fun “

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

INDIANA FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd
is doing.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn’t come.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve
had enough.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, “You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don’t waste. That’s alcohol abuse!!!” HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Can’t begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say “I can’t handle Tequila anymore”.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will say “okay, just one more…” and then
2 minutes later “okay, just one more!”.

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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.

INDIANA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!