Thanksgiving Letters

Dear Brocolli & Cheese Caserole,

Please try not to be so delicious, even after my 2nd serving. Depite your buttery, cheesey goodness, my stomach can only hold so much. I would like to be able to walk upright leaving the family table. I promise to take any of your left overs with me to good home after the meal.

Your biggest fan

Dear Boyfriend’s mother,

Your meal will be my second of the day. I am quite positive that it will be wonderfully delicious, but I will only be able to eat one plate, and even that will be a stuggle. It is not a reflection on you or your cooking. It is wonderful. Please take it up with the Brocolli & Cheese Caserole.

The Tiny Stomached one

Dear NFL Network,

Why must you be so hard to find? I love me some football, especially on Thanksgiving, but I can never seem to find you in the 1000 channels that are on TV now. Please help me.