tale of two boners


I was reading a short story the other day (I prefer short stories because they take up less time to get to the conclusion) titled “Plan B for the Middle Class” by Ron Carlson.* “Who gives a fuck?” says you. Well you should. I was reading it because this girl I’m interested in suggested the story to me, and since I want to see her naked I am reading it.

As I was reading the first paragraph my mind drifted as I thought about her. She has amazing eyes (cleavage), is very witty (long legs), and has an articulate way of talking (DSLs). All of these thoughts gave me a nice wood