Random Jack Bauer Facts


I miss 24 and freaking love these lists…

1 Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and nearly drowned.
2 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
3 There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer’s right hand and Jack Bauer’s left hand.
4 When someone asked Jack Bauer if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied “What does ‘afraid’ mean?”
5 Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
6 If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called “1”.
7 When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
8 Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
9 Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
10 There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.