PURELY hypothetical


So say that you’re at work and your badge cord breaks. So you put your badge in your back pocket.

Later, you go to the bathroom to relieve yourself (dang you drank a lot of free lemonade at that lunch meeting). When you pull your pants back up … your badge escapes from your pocket, flies through the air, and splashes down for a landing … slowly floating to the bottom of the bowl. You haven’t flushed yet. What do you do?

Purely hypothetical, of course.

Things to keep in mind …
– it’s your pee
– you are at work
– in a multi-stall bathroom