Performance


HEAR ME OUT ON THIS LADIES SO THIS IS A PUZZLE. PERFORMANCE PERFORMANCE PERFORMANCE I LOVE THAT WORD EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS BASED ON IT. CARS, BIKES, SPORT TEAMS, COMPUTERS, AND YES PERFORMANCE FROM YOU LADIES. THERE IS A LOT OF ADS OUT THERE FOR MEN TO PERFORM LIKE A MAN SHOULD. SEEM LIKE THERE IS A BIG LACK OF PERFORMANCE COMING OUT OF THESE LADIES OUT THERE. SAVE THE EXCUSSES, SAVE THE DRAMA, AND FOR THE LAST TIME SAVE THE THAT’S ALL YOU GUYS WANT. WELL THAT’S WHAT YOU WOMEN WANT BECAUSE THOSE PILLS FOR PERFORMANCE JUST DON’T COME OUT OF THE SKY. IF YOU EVER GET INTO A SERIOUS REALTIONSHIP AND IF YOU ARE I KNOW THE SEX WAS LIKE WHEN CLINTON MUST HAVE FELT WHEN MONICA CAME TO WORK THAT DAY. AS THE MONTHS KEEPS PASSING BY YOU FIND YOUR SELF HAVING A PRETTY GAS HOGGING PERFORMANCE SPORT CAR THAT WANTS THAT PERMIUM ALL THE TIME AND EVERYWHERE.

WELL GUESS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR SWEET RACE TRACK THAT YOU’VE BEEN BURNING RUBBER ON. YES SADLY THE LADIES OUT THERE STOP PERFORMING IT’S A FACT. YOU WILL GO FROM A TWO A DAY TO ONCE A MONTH, TO ONCE A DRUNK PARTY, TO ONCE ON A SPECIAL EVENT, TO ONCE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND LAST UNTILL THE KIDS MOVE OUT TO COLLEGE. LADIES JUST LIKE YOU HATE A GUY THAT CAN’T EVEN GET YOUR CURVES HOT DON’T THEN WHY WHEN YOU DO FIND A PERFORMANING FREAK OF A RIDE KEEP IT IN YOUR GARAGE YOU STOP TAKING CARE OF IT. IT’S LIKE A DAM BAIL OUT WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN. IF YOU IN FOR THOSE LONG TERM REALTIONSHIP LADIES PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN ON THE PEDAL MA AND DRIVE THE WHEELS OFF THAT MUSCLE CAR YOU GOT BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO DAM SHORT PRETTY SOON YOU’LL HAVE TO GET A DOCTOR’S NOTE TO HAVE SEX.