ok so you know that you live in the middle of no where when….

Ok so you kno you live out in the middle of no where when….someone knocks on your door and they want to kno if you have seen their lost cow….yes i said cow and not dog…..and when there is an elk on the loose….and o yea….when ur driving home at night and you almost hit a horse! o wait…and the best one yet….when you still have dial up for your internet service because no one has heard of cable around here! sheesh i really need to move to the city! this is rediculous!