Hey you…. it’s winter….

Hello Mr. Pasty Legs I’d like you to meet my friend February. You know, the month where it’s still winter and there is a foot and a half of snow on the ground. It is 24 degrees without wind chill today. (12 degrees with) Yet, you are so persistent on strutting through the wintery goodness in your shorts.

Now, I can completely see wearing shorts in the winter if:

*You are inside
*You are playing a sport
*You have tights on under them

Now, some of you are sitting there thinking