Greendwood PD at it’s finest


Sunday morning roughly 3:00. A group of friends and I secide to go to Denny’s after a long night of drinking and hanging out. It’s the one off 31 by the mall and movies 8. Dude driving runs a red and speeds through it none the less, the light was changing and he couldn’t wait for that oh so… well… it’s not good, but it’s food. Anywho… As he spreeds through this red light there happens to be a Greenwood cop sittin there watchin us, he makes a U turn and pulls us over. Now I was scared shit less right, but check it, this is what he says when he comes up to the car and gets done fuckin with the paper work. “I’ve been on this force for 30 years and I don’t feel like fuckin with this shit now. I get off work at 4 , so if you do what I say and don’t fuck with me no one goes to jail and you go eat your dinner.” He checks us, finds some dope… does nothin with it, takes the digital scales the person had on em. Write a warning up for the guy who was driving and let us go on our merry fuckin way. He gets in his car and we all get out and just walk to Denny’s siince it was about 100 yards away, he rolls down his window and leaves us with this, “If it were any other greenwood cop that pulled you guys over, you’d all be in jail by 6.” Then he drove off…