Grabbing that mojo by the haunches and humping it into submission

So let’s be friends. Why not? I’m a fun guy. Besides, you can never have enough friends watching your cornhole! Come check out the corn guy’s cornhole this month! Ladies can become Stalkers at no charge. What does that mean? It means that you get a free t-shirt stating that you are, in fact, a Stalker! Provided you promise to come to more of the corn guy’s events. And I’ll hold you to that promise.

April 19: Naptown Roller Girls pre-bout rally. It’s at the Indiana State Fairgrounds in the parking lot of the Toyota Blue Ribbon Pavilion. What goes together better than cornhole and roller derby? Not much, my friends!

April 24: Come throw the bags around at our first evening at The Ugly Monkey! We will be giving away cash to the winners, shirts, VIP parties, and other cool prizes!

April 26: Custom Cornhole’s Doin’ It Old School Cornhole Tournament at the Hamilton County Fairgrounds in Noblesville. In the Llama Barn. That’s right, the Llama Barn. This tournament costs $30 per team. Each team is guaranteed six games minimum. And we will be awarding AT LEAST $200 to the first place team. We will also have prizes from Hot Box Pizza, Indiana Ice, and Chipotle Mexican Grill! Plus, all of the old school tunes you care to hear! Bring a lawn chair and the skills and let’s have some cornholin’ good times!

There will LOTS more to come, so be sure to check back! Or check out the website, You can become a myspace friend on there as well!

The Corn Guy