Fuck me, I’m tryin’, more than I can say for most…


To start with, FUCK YOU! Did that get your attention? If not, send an email to Kim Jong Ill and let him know you’re unhappy about the line-up of tonight’s show and scheduled programming. I’m tuned in to the galactic frequency, so you can either be my friend, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal, or catch the next shuttle 100,000 years from now….

Headed out to LOCALS ONLY to catch GASH HOUND, PANAMA RADIO, and WILL WOODROW PROJECT. There is a lot of bullshit & static coming in at all angles and points of the spectrum, but I think I can tune it out and just appreciate the music and venues without all the EGO mumbo-jumbo.

I wish I had something prolific to say that could create a “hands across America” event, but the only thing I can really add is that WILL WOODROW PROJECT is one of the tightest and most original bands in town, and if you’re a fan of BLACK FLAG, ROLLINS BAND, THE MISFITS, then you’ll appreciate the stylings of GASH HOUND!

GET OUT TO ZANIES TOO on AUGUST 22nd for WILL WOODROW, and the EMERSON THEATER on SEPT 11th for GASH HOUND!!!!!!!!!

If you don’t, your loss really……………..

PS: MANY THANKS TO JK who offered transportation tonight for THE VOGUE. I owe you one dude, even if it didn’t work out this time……..

PPS: Somebody please tell SHADYSIDE ALLSTARS I need to speak with them!!!