First post

I’d like to thank the academy, my parents, my dog….

Oh and television, movies, games, and Mt. Dew for keeping me awake.

Nothing like not being able to sleep. First you sit on one side, then the other. Finally you get comfy and the dog decides to use you as a pillow. You get the dog in a comfortable spot and the wife moves. (Don’t you know I have to work in the morning?!?)

Why do people eat cream cheese?