1. Virus programmers who really sat down and planned an electronic attack on everyone’s email using the clever decoy as “You have received an e-card from your neighbor”. REALLY?! Can’t wait to open that. I think they should have gone the extra ridiculous mile and if you were that retarded to open it, a giant boxing glove would pop out the screen and break your fucking nose. Honestly who opens their email and says oh thank god, I’ve been waiting for months for this “e-card from my neighbor”. Most people couldn’t tell you what their neighbor’s last name is and it’s on the god damn mailbox! This is America; nobody talks to anyone unless they are absolutely forced into it. Their was a time right after half of New York City collapsed that we banned together and you saw things like teens holding doors open for the elderly, and white guys drinking at the bar with black guys, and Chinese people having coffee with Japanese people. But NOT anymore. Were back to the cold cruel world, and we like it that way… so why on earth would anyone fall for something so ignorant as your neighbor doing something nice for you.
2. If you have new pics (myspace) then that’s fine, just don’t tell me every 7 mins! I read the first bulletin. However the other 39 were kind of unnecessary. K? K.