Boredom


Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed. The poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shootin’ at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin’ crude…

Oil that is…black gold…Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol’ Jed’s a millionaire. Kinfolk said, “Jed move away from there!” Said “Californy is the place you ought to be.” So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly…

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools…movie stars.

Well now it’s time to say good by to Jed and all his kin. And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin’ in. You’re all invited back next week to this locality – To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.

Hillbilly that is. Set a spell…Take your shoes off…

Y’all come back now, y’hear?