“Alcohol is only a temporary solution if you stop drinking” – Charlie Harper

“Ah, the patter of little feat around the house. Nothing like having a midget for a butler” – W.C. Fields

Good god! When you combine last weekend with a business trip with race week and weekend I’ve been drinking for 11 days straight. My poor, poor liver….

You know there’s nothing like a good ole’ fashioned rock show to get the blood pumping. And that’s what we had this past Saturday at the Murat. With alternative rock degenerating into the My Chemical Romances of the world, a hard charging band like Chevelle still gets my respect. They may borrow a bit too much from Tool, but you’ve got to have someone to fill the void during the 4 year breaks Tool takes between albums. And Chevelle more than satisfied on Saturday to a capacity crowd. I’ve seen them 3 times now and they never dissapoint. Enjoy Chevelle songs all week on my page.

Steel Spinner

OK Hoosier fans,

What’s your take on this whole situation? I say cut and run with this clown. His arrogance is unbelievable, and right now IU has to try to cut its losses. I don’t know why Greenspan would even want an employee on the payroll that flat out lied to him. We’ve got two assistants who can easily take over and finish out the season. Move on and start the search for a new coach.

Steel Spinner

What the great philosophers have said, vis-a-vis love:

“Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell.”
– Bertrand Russell

“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry jig. And then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.”
– Kierkegaard

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come…”
– Nietzsche

Rose are red.
Violets are blue.
Lies are best kept.
When words are untrue.

I buried you deep.
I thought no one knew.
But it seems the police.
Have come looking for you.

Your soul has departed.
But your body remains.
And my dark little secret.
In you is contained.

I pray they don’t find you.
Though I know that they will.
Neath the old knotted tree.
On top of the hill.

But fear not my darling.
For to you I am tethered.
And when they destroy me.
We’ll still be together.

I miss 24 and freaking love these lists…

1 Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and nearly drowned.
2 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
3 There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer’s right hand and Jack Bauer’s left hand.
4 When someone asked Jack Bauer if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied “What does ‘afraid’ mean?”
5 Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
6 If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called “1”.
7 When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
8 Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
9 Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
10 There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.

Alcohol is only a temporary solution to life’s problems if you stop drinking…

I’ve been kind of slack on putting up cool new music videos. I’ll stay on top of that more and try to update them once a week or so. I always appreciate feedback on cool songs.